Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my d*ck.

“Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.”

“Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that a** is calling me.”

“Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?”

“Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?”

“Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.”

“I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?”

“I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.”

“I want to be the girl/guy who makes you say, ‘My life has changed since I met her/him’.”

“I’m afraid of the dark. Could you sleep with me tonight?”

“I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go .””“Is your last name s*icide? because I want to commit to you.”

“Is you body a map? because I love to travel.”

“Is your a** a library book. Because I want to check you out.”

“Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.”

“They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?”

“Wanna go halfsies on a baby?“Baby I’m hungry, but I want you to feed me from your leeps 2 my leeps.”

“You are just like a snowflake: beautiful, unique and with one touch, you’ll be wet.”

“You’re the first thing I’m going to do after this lockdown.”

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Are you a light switch? Because you really turn me on.

Are you a magician? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.

Are you a raisin? Cause you’re raising something in my pants.

Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.

Are you a washing machine? Because I want to put my dirty load in you.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.

Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.

Are you Asian? Because you just stole my heart.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Are you from China? (Why?) Because I’m China get on you

Are you from South Korea? Cause I can tell that you’re my Seoul-mate.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!

Are you from the Philippines? Because I wanna Phil you with my penis.

Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKok

Are you from Tokyo? (Yeah Why?) Because I want to get in Japanies (your panties)

Are you half? Half-sexy, half fine.

Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

Are you Vietnamese? Cause I’m falling pho you.

Are you winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

Are you,

Are your ancestors from Hiroshima because Damn you look hot.

Asians ride for free.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

At school, I just wanted an A. With you, I just want to F.

Baby, you like the rice. Because I nevDo you always keep around a samurai sword?

Baby, your teeth are as white as my rice.

But where are you really from?

Call me ‘fireman’…. because girl, you are on fire and I am here to save you.Do you like to draw? Because I put the d in raw.

Can I be the fortune in your cookie?

Can I follow you home? Cause my mother always told me to follow my dreams.

Can I have yours?

Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

Ching ching chung, I can please you with my tongue.Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.

could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel but I am hoping you’re a dirty devil instead.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Dinner first, or should we go straight for the dessert?

Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice!

Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.

Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

Do you have yellow fever? Because I can be your cure.

Do you know why I like Asian girls? Because they’re tighter

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw.

Do you really eat dogs?

Do you run track? Because I heard you Relay want this dick.

Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood.

Don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?

For an Asian girl, you sure are cool.

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Girl do you eat eggplant… because your body is bangan.

Girl, you’re the fried to my rice, the solution to my equation, and the squint to my eyes.

Go out with me and you won’t be sari.

Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.

Have you got a napkin?

Have you got any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.You look like a hard worker.

Hey baby, I got curry, whats the hurry?er get sick of you.

Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold-spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that’ll leave you breathless?

Hey girl, is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon

Hey, malaria kills, get under my mosquito net?

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Hey, you dropped something. My jaw.

Hope you stay a long while, it makes my heart Singapore happy tunes.

I bet you give really good massages.

I can tell you’re into yoga, why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?

I didn’t know if I should have come over, but I saw you smile and thought Phuket, why not?

I eat cats if you know what I mean.

I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?

I have a mystery for you but I’ll give you a clue. Tonight, someone will be the special guest between my legs.Are you an army general? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

I hear you’ve been a bad boy.

I hope you’re not a monk, cos I’d love to go Tibet with you.

I like my girls like I like my rice white, hot and steamy.

I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?

I lost my virg*nity. Can I have yours?

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

I think it’s time I tell you what people are saying behind your back… “Nice ass!”

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

I was thinking about you and me and suddenly, out of the blue, I found myself completely undressed and hard down under. How did that happen?!

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

I’d like to say hello to her kitty.

I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

I’m done with black girls. They are too much drama.

I’m just a panda looking for a white boy.

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

I’m no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock!

I’m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.

I’m not into photography, but I can picture you and me together in bed.

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

If I were a ballon, would you blow me?

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

If we were together, what would you want me to do to you?

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.

If you’re goingHow do you like your sausage in the morning?

Is that a cheese puff or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that a*s.

Is your name winter? Because I can see you coming soon.

It is a good thing my eyes are so small because you’re the only thing I see, and it’s beautiful.

It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

Just thinking about you touching me literally turns me on.…I made a bet with my friend; he told me girls hate oral, so do you wanna help me win and prove him wrong?

Let’s play carpenter. First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

Let’s take a walk to my place.

My bed’s broken, can I sleep in yours?

My body’s got 206 bones.

My eyes may seem small but I’ve got a HUGE personality!

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

No, really, what’s your nationality?

Now go to MY room!

Now I know why they call it a beaver, because I’m dying for your wood.

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You’ll be my 6. I’ll be the 9.

Scrambled or blown?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

So do you know how to use chopsticks?

Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

Tell me your name so I know what to scream tonight.

That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

There are no seats, can I sit on your face?

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

TI think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Try some are you Asian pick up lines. This will help to open new conversations.

Wanna go on an ate with me? I’ll give you the D later.

Want to give me another one?

Want to play train? You be the enDid you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Were you affected by the radiation in Japan? Because you are just glowing.

What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?

Yeah, (sniff) I cried during “Joy Luck Club.”

You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

You are worth every sin.”

You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

You’re making me wet.

You’re on my list of things to do tonight.he only thing I was creative with today was my dirty thoughtsI’m typing this with one hand because my other hand is busy…

You’re the reason why Santa has a VERY naughty list.

Your hand roll looks like an ice cream cone.

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.

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