“Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.”
“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.”
“Can you take me to the doctor? I just broke my leg falling for you.”
“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”
“Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!”
“For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.”
“Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.”
“I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?”
“I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.”
“I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.”
“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
“Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”
“Let’s save water by taking a shower together.”
“Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.”
“There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.”
“Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!”
“You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.”
“You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
“You must be a vodka shot because you hit me hard and spun my world around.”
“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”
“Your hand looks heavy can I hold it for you?”
“Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.”
A boy gives a girl a dozen roses. Eleven are real, and one is fake, so he told her he would love her until the last rose died.
A girl like you is worth the trouble to pursue.
A naughty thought a day keeps the stress away.
Are we at an orchard? Cos’ you’re the apple of my eye.
Are you a banana? Because you’re so a-pee-ling.
Are you a cake? Because I want a piece of you.
Are you a camera because every time I look at you, I smile 🙂
Are you a cigarette because you’ve got a hot butt
Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
Are you a drug dealer? Because you’re so dope.
Are you a gardener? Because you make my heart bloom.
Are you a ground coffee? You must be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
Are you a Happy Meal? Because I’m lovin’ it.
Are you a library book? Because I couldn’t help but check you out.
Are you a magician? Because when I’m looking at you, you make everyone else disappear!
Are you a photographer? Because I can picture us together.
Are you a serial killer? Because you have my heart.
Are you a stenographer? Because you’re just my type.
Are you a surgeon? Because you have my heart.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Are you a Wifi router? Because I’m sensing a connection.
Are you a work of fiction? Because you’re just too good to be true.
Are you an essential oil diffuser? Because your beauty is mist-ifying
Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Are you Hermione Granger? Because you’ve got me spellbound.
Are you HTTP? Because without you I’m just ://
Are you Instagram? Because I’d follow you anywhere.
Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
Are you Microsoft? Because I want to crash at your place tonight
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
Are you the sun? Because your beauty is blinding me.
Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Because I’m lovin’ it.
Black Friday sale, at my house. You and me, all clothes will be 100% off.
By any chance, are you Ariel? Because we Mermaid for each other.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Cinderella by day, SINderella by night.
Date me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Gertrude?
Did it hurt… when you fell from heaven?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you eat magnets today? Because you are attractive.
Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look lucky to me!
Did you just come out of the air fryer? Because you’re smokin’ hot.
Did you swallow magnets? Cause you’re attractive.
Do have a pencil? Because I wanna erase your past and write our future.
Do you have a Band Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a library card because I’d like to sign you out
Do you have a map? I just looked at you and forgot where I was.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I’d like to erase your past and write our future 😉
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you have Wi-Fi because I feel a connection? yes or no 😉
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometimes!
Do you still have a heart? Or is it missing after meeting me?
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Do your lips taste as good as they look.
Does your watch have a second hand?
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you’ve stolen my heart.
For all the things my hands have held, the best by far is you.” – Andrew McMahon
Hey Girl, let’s me and you go back to my place tonight and play connect the dots with our bodies!
Hey girl, we’re like the stars and stripes forever and ever until we die (awkward silence)
Hey, I think I dropped something after seeing you. MY JAW!
Hey, you must be global warming because there’s no denying you’ll make my world hotter.
Hi, I Heard You’re Good At Algebra, Can You Replace My Ex Without Asking Y?
Hi, I was just gonna get a coffee/tea, and something tells me you’d like one, too?
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
I could have sworn we had chemistry.
I know what you’re thinking: “Sure, he looks nice. But can he ride a unicycle?”
I lost my phone number…can I borrow yours?
I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve kissed you 3 times already.
I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top. Your choice!
I saw you staring, thought I’d come up and say hi. Saw something you liked?
I think you the man of my dreams. Will you come true?
I think you’ve got something in your eye.
I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
I want to live in your socks, so I can be with you every step of the way.
I was going to ask where you’re from, but it is clear that you’re from heaven.
I was wondering if my eyes looked better in green or blue. Please say green so that my ex will get jealous…
I wonder: Who Gazes at Whom? You at the moon, or the moon at you?
I’d like to start a book club, and with you in it, I know more people would join.
I’ll give you a kiss.
I’m glad that I just bought life insurance. Because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
I’m have high standards and a dirty mind. Are you up for the challenge?
I’m not actually this tall, I’m on my tip toes for you
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
I’m on my bed, and you’re in yours. Clearly, one of us is in the wrong place.
I’m trying really hard not to disappoint you, but I’m fumbling because your beauty is distracting.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have five cents!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my life, I’d be holding a galaxy.
If I was lost, would you take me home with you and shower me with lots of love?
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If you don’t like it, you can return it.
If you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you’ll see 9 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s you would be the McGorgeous
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
If you were a steak, you’d be rare AND well done.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is it just my heart taking off?
Is your body from McDonald’s?
Is your daddy a Baker? Because your so hot that I want to eat you up
Is your father a thief? ‘Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.
Is your father Voldemort? Because you sure are magical!
Is your mother a painter? Because you’re a true work of art.
Is your name LinkedIn because we should connect?
It is not my fault I fell in love. You’re the one who tripped me.
It’s been a rough day, but a few minutes in your company would make it a good one.
Let’s do some “we shouldn’t be doing this” kind of things.
My counselor told me to find my happy place. And that’s with you.
My fortune cookie told me to be more direct. And I’d love to have dinner with you.
My phone just told me it’ll self-destruct in one minute if I don’t get your number.
Never do the same mistake twice, unless he’s hot!
Oh my goodness you look just like my crush. Let me show you a picture… *show themselves in your live camera.”
Oh no, my pants are falling for you.
Oh wait, I forgot U R A Q T.
or until they remove that one flag…
ou can fall off a building, you can fall out of a tree, but baby the best way to fall, is in love with me.
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I have only met you in my dreams.
Say, didn’t we go to different schools together?
The only way I can read lips is if they’re touching mine.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
There’s 21 letters in the alphabet right?
There’s always a wild side to an innocent face. Wanna see mine?
There’s just one thing your eyes haven’t told me yet… your name.
They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?
Together we’d be pretty cute.
Wanna see a picture of a beautiful person? (Take a picture of her and show it to her)… How’s she?
We are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we typically belong to each other.
We’re not matching socks, but I believe we’ll make a great pair.
Well, if you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print.
Well! Here I am! Now, what are your other two wishes?
What am I doing in your inappropriate thoughts right now?
What do we say about flirting in Canada? That’s it, no more jokes about Justin Bieber…
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
When I’m older and rich, would you be my cougar?
Would you help me find my puppy? I think he went into that coffee shop.
Would you like Nintendo? Because Nintendo and Wii would look good together.
Wow! Leaving my inhaler at home was a HUGE mistake.
You add meaning to my life.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other girls look bad!
You look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
You look familiar – did we have class together?
You look like one of my favorite (TV) characters. Have you seen <series or movie>?
You look so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.
You may not be Facebook, but I wouldn’t mind if you invade my privacy.
You must be a math question because I’m completely stumped by you.
You must be a ninja — because one look at you and I have stars in my eyes.
You need to pay rent for staying in my heart for so long.
You would look better with me by your side.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my line.
You’re like a dictionary.
You’re so cute that you made me forget my pick up line.
You’re too pretty to be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?