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guy:go ahead feel my shirt!u !! (hold out your sleave) she rubs your shirt every time!!!! GUY: u know what kind of MATERIAL this is ? Guy: boyfriend material

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Sep 22, 2012 02:12 PM - Funny pick up lines - by stunna material

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You wanna take a ride on my big pale tractor?

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Aug 10, 2012 09:02 PM - Funny pick up lines - by wang

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when flowing red take the dirt track instead

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Apr 25, 2012 04:35 AM - Funny pick up lines - by one way dirt track

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why does your pussy smell girl my hole is like golf a hole in one

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Apr 19, 2012 11:39 AM - Funny pick up lines - by vito

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Were you raised on a farm? Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock!

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Apr 14, 2012 08:09 PM - Funny pick up lines - by Hubie

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Do you have a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can see me in 'em!

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Mar 2, 2012 12:28 PM - Funny pick up lines - by MySisterzRWeird

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is your parents from space because theres nothing like you on earth

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Feb 22, 2012 03:18 AM - Funny pick up lines - by sexy bums

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My love for you is like dirahia, i just cant hold it in.

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Feb 14, 2012 08:12 AM - Funny pick up lines - by strattypoo

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your like a fish because u remind me of my pussy

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Feb 12, 2012 02:09 PM - Funny pick up lines - by funny55

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Jan 28, 2012 04:52 PM - Funny pick up lines - by gbrutestmy

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