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Fuck me if I'm wrong but do I know you?

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Jun 19, 2012 06:09 AM - Cheesy pick up lines - by jayrow

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wanna tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes?

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May 1, 2012 07:23 PM - Cheesy pick up lines - by socrlvr1120

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I was distracted by your beauty and ran into the wall over there, I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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May 1, 2012 07:23 PM - Cheesy pick up lines - by socrlvr1120

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I'm glad I brought my library card so I can check you out!

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May 1, 2012 07:22 PM - Cheesy pick up lines - by socrlvr1120

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is your dad a baker? 'cause you got some nice buns.

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May 1, 2012 07:22 PM - Cheesy pick up lines - by socrlvr1120

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Guy: do you know how much a polar bear weigh?
Girl: no how much
Guy: enough to break the ice

Then after you say that you say your name

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Mar 29, 2012 10:55 AM - Cheesy pick up lines - by Mean bean

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I must be a snow flake cuz m falling for you.

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Mar 13, 2012 09:08 PM - Cheesy pick up lines - by nicollee

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guy /hey baby, whats your name?
girl / jenny craig .
guy/you make me so thin in the pants

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Feb 25, 2012 11:08 AM - Cheesy pick up lines - by vicjokethekid

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guy: do you like games
girl: why?
guy: becasue i have game you would love
girl: whats that?
guy: hide th snake in the gofer hole

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Feb 22, 2012 06:30 PM - Cheesy pick up lines - by Black Jesus

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GUY: are you an electrician?
GIRL: no why?
GUY: because when you entered the room you sent off a spark that went razing through my body.
GIRL: are you a fish monger?
GUY: no why?
GIRL: because you fucking stink

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Feb 16, 2012 01:43 PM - Cheesy pick up lines - by lee mack

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